Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Simmon down now

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that tail. It is so big. *scoff* That board looks like,one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
I mean, her tail, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so square, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!

I like big Simmons tails and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. That when a board walks in with a pretty pretty waist, And a square tail in your face. You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that tail was stuffed. Deep in the epoxy that boards wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring.

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin, you say you wanna get in my waves?
I'm tired of magazines, Sayin' pin tails are the thing.

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your surfsboard got the tail? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to surf it! (Yeah) Surf it! (Yeah) Surf that big old tail! Surfboard got back!

So Surfer Mag says you're fat Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is big and your curves are kickin' ,and I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

So ladies, if the tail is square, And you know how to rip and tear,
Dial 1-900-MITCHALOT, and kick them nasty thoughts Surfboard got back!

(Just got some new Joe Bauguess Simmons. Out of the Seven that we've received we only have two left! Gonna go into a little more detail about em tomorrow, with more pics and no dumb song.) Thanks for tuning into my BS. -Clog-


Anonymous said...

What's left?

McChaferty said...

That sh$* was genius C-Lark! I lauged my "tail" off. Nice one.

Nick Liotta said...

if ya dont know now ya know!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the update dick.

Anonymous said...

Joe B boards are the sickest! Now he's a real craftsman! None of that phony hydrodycrapica stuff!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hydro-scam-ica boards are a joke and not even close to the real deal Joe B. shapes. Check them out side by side and you will notice the lack of craftsmanship on the scamica ones.
Oh, and then check out the price. What a joke. Glad to see Mitch's carrying the real deal.