The Neard is a rare beast, vicious and manly yet timid. It only comes out at night and does not cast a shadow, if you see the Neard proceed with caution 'cause they are known to bite, but not hard. Luckily we have capture this specimen on camera. If you care to see one up close, its still lurking around the shop, which is the Neards natural habitat.
Next you will need beer. I suggest a light colored beer. I think most bars use Bud Light or something equally as cheap and yellow. Now this choice is not Irish at all, but if you do yer research, neither is this Holiday in this darn country! We R USA, we do what we want! I almost went for Bud, but thought Stella would be equally appropriate, being yellow in color, and not from Ireland! Plus it's almost my birthday so I figured I deserved the better taste and quality. I know some of you would argue that point, but this is about surfing, so just hold yer horses.
Next up, you'll need some food coloring. I suggest green. Since this is the ultra modern world of technology, science, and fashion, they now offer different shades of green. Or maybe you are an aspiring artist, and would like to mix your own color, just like them fancy resin tints on dem dare surfin' boards. You know how they say these days, in total political correct-ness, "Just keep it green, bro." I got NEON green. It wasn't liquid, like that guy said. More like a paste, toothpaste? So mixing it into the beer was a bit of a hassle. I did not ruin a beer trying to stir it in. I accepted the challenge, and made a premix solution, therefore not harming any fresh bubbly beer. (thankyou) After you have made your premix (if needed) pour either before, with, or after the beer. I chose with the beer, so as not to further agitate the already unstoked beer, due to its origin changing it was about to face.
Here you get a glimpse of the green premix about to forever change the life of this not even Irish Brew. Oh the horror!
And here it is, the finished product! So beautiful on this day of Americanized Irish Holiday! Completely ready to be enjoyed by some confused soul who thinks he is actually part of something big! In this case, that would be me.
Oh the horror! A Belgian Beer disguised as Irish, shot against a Mexican Flag surfboard by an Englishman!
Such Glory in it's Green-ness!
Still looks good after it's used! Happy St. Pats! 
Here we have a Bing Synchronizer, 5'8. Bonzer-ific bottom contours, Pro-Box fin system gives you fore and aft fin adjustment,(that means up and down, I mean forward and back) plus cant adjustment inserts so you CANT be bummed on yer board. Fins include a center Bonzer, twin keels, side bites for twinzer/quad option, and four Bonzer side runners. Its like 62,876 boards in one!!!
Bonzo Gonzo
2+1=fun
Twinzer mcfinzer
Keel
Clark's set-up. He actually rode this today and said it didn't go so well. Hmm.
and just in case you happen to not like the endless fin possibilities that Bing supplied you with, "Turd Fininson" has some after market performance options, if you so incline
Sorry Mayko! 
It's Friday The 13th, do you know where your cupcake is? Check the rails on that fork! Now that's just weird.
These cool cats grabbed some kick arse Bings and a Mandala, shredded 'em, and we're gonna ship 'em over the pond for them. Wonderful display with the footwear, thanks for the photo dudes! Arigato!!! 
So my truck died today. So stoked! Maybe I need a new chopper. We are right next to a chopper shop. The new trend that will never happen in North County is surfing bikers. But there is at least one- His name is Juice. Sick of the expense and troubles associated with transportation of the four wheeled variety, Juice had his beach cruiser converted into a pseudo chopper. Here he is performing daily maintenance checks required to keep him on the road and semi-safe, cause totally safe wouldn't be any fun. 
6'0" tradish-fish shaped by Tom Eberly for Joel Tudor. Flattish bottom to vee-ish rear end, full-ish rails, single foil hi-po keels. It's a BIG FISH for BIG MAN, or woman, take yer pick.
Planer Tees just arrived via Sean from FWD Screenprinting. Art by world traveler Chris Del Moro. Also got some good 'ol Sprout tees in, but I'm too lazy to takapicha. Is this real life? 
Michel Junod and Sam Cody came in this morning before going Shralpin the gnar on the the Pigdog Bisquet with gravy supreme, Michel droped off some sexy new rip sticks, come n' get 'em while they're still steaming
