Monday, February 8, 2010


Had to bump Jim off the top. His fear of being seen in
public was just too much for him to deal with in these
trying times-which in itself is confusing-I don't
think Jim does "off the tops." Even more confusing
is the fact that every blog entry and or comment is
done by Mitch himself. So who is Kenny Bloggins? Is
Jim Swarthow man or machine? Or both? Where did The
Juice go? Are fullsuits on sale? How much? Matuse
too? Maybe we should ask the real question of a shop
that has been a gardening store, a gas station, and a
bar in its previous years, is this place haunted?
Could that explain the confusion of identities and all-
around suspect-ness of the employees? Or am I going
too far? You decide....
-Captain Juan Grande

Took ol' Swarthow a couple weeks of longs days and high tempers trying to deal with the "tech guys" that were trying to fix Jim's robotic foam mowing intelligence. He found that a blue tooth was not enough, he needed the new blue head model from ADD&D. This has been a leap for us here at the shop, the phone is always answered so when you call and hear some breathing, a random burst of profanity, some harsh metal or some power tools grinding away just say "Hey Jim" and he'll be happy to help you with any of your questions or concerns concerning certain concerns.

Calls are answered in the order they are recieved, if you can't reach us you'll probably need a blue head too. -Bloggins-